She/Her

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falseknees:

Crow gets no respect

cumaeansibyl:

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

frogii:

internetopia:

fernhat:

inkblotpony:

deltasniper1000:

biff-donderglutes:

dongstomper:

golden-eyedghost:

areyoufromanotherplanet:

andrewbelami:

thatgurlataylor:

autie-commie:

boozevulture:

hamiltonthemusicalfan666:

ikazon:

andrewbelami:

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

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This post is a journey

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too





pizzaotter:

odric-master-swagtician:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

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congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

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the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

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the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

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at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

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and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

@bace-jeleren

JESUS I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 😂

Now i’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a

14malbert:

doubletopaz:

doubletopaz:

fayrun:

fayrun:

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

fell asleep

petbud:

classicmeevs:

petbud:

classicmeevs:

dirt

mmmm… tasty..

the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please

but the i r t stands for it’s really tasty

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

insomniac-arrest:

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

mods are asleep post mid-2000s computers

thespectacularspider-girl:

klubbhead:

freakxwannaxbe:

I feel like I am being held hostage

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

He doesn’t blink through this entire thing

hashememe:

littlecluus:

What do we think about watermelon sets!? I like the way them turned out…little chunks of watermelon lol. And the red has little black glitter inside for the seeds ;)

I’m sorry but I’m eating these

eggcup:

you idiots are paying money for drugs while i get high on ipad computer for free

birdghost:

notmxch:

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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